Slick Tesla Model S85
Can deliver to Heathrow for £30.
You can return with low charge for no fee.
Range 200+ miles.
Drive anywhere in London at any time. No 'Congestion Charge.'
This car is quick, but not "ludicrous" quick. :)
Teslas are very, very easy to get used to.
The only problem is ... you have to give it back. Thanks.